Funny pick up lines

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1. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."

This line is a classic. It's cheesy, funny, and it compliments the person you're interested in - a perfect trifecta.

2. "Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for."

A modern twist on an old favorite, this line shows you're up-to-date with technology and have a sense of humor.

3. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

This one is self-deprecating and sure to get a laugh.

4. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

This line is sweet, funny, and a little bit corny - just like the best pick-up lines should be.

5. "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"

With this line, you're complimenting the person and making them laugh at the same time.

6. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

This line is funny, sweet, and romantic all at the same time.

7. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."

Another tech-themed line to show your modern sensibilities.

8. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

This line is a little bit cheesy, a little bit funny, and a whole lot of cute.

9. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

This line is a bit cheeky, but it's sure to get a smile.

10. "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

A playful and slightly mischievous line that's sure to get a laugh.

11. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."

This line is smart, and it shows you have a good sense of humor.

12. "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die."

A line that's funny, modern, and a little bit dramatic.

13. "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart."

This line is cheesy, funny, and perfect for someone with a sense of humor.

14. "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

This line is funny, sweet, and a little bit cheeky.