Funny pick up lines
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1. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
This line is a classic. It's cheesy, funny, and it compliments the person you're interested in - a perfect trifecta.
2. "Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for."
A modern twist on an old favorite, this line shows you're up-to-date with technology and have a sense of humor.
3. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
This one is self-deprecating and sure to get a laugh.
4. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
This line is sweet, funny, and a little bit corny - just like the best pick-up lines should be.
5. "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
With this line, you're complimenting the person and making them laugh at the same time.
6. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
This line is funny, sweet, and romantic all at the same time.
7. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
Another tech-themed line to show your modern sensibilities.
8. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
This line is a little bit cheesy, a little bit funny, and a whole lot of cute.
9. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
This line is a bit cheeky, but it's sure to get a smile.
10. "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
A playful and slightly mischievous line that's sure to get a laugh.
11. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
This line is smart, and it shows you have a good sense of humor.
12. "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die."
A line that's funny, modern, and a little bit dramatic.
13. "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart."
This line is cheesy, funny, and perfect for someone with a sense of humor.
14. "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
This line is funny, sweet, and a little bit cheeky.